Wednesday, December 22, 2010

A Slippery, Slimy Christmas Memory

Every holiday, my mind wanders to memories of Christmases past. Some family experiences are just too funny not to share, especially when young children are involved. I wrote the following recollection shortly after the 2002 "episode."   It still makes us all giggle.

Rest in peace, dear Thumper (1991-2009)
Thumper

Slippery, Slimy Christmas                                 


  
     Children are remarkable teachers. Their camouflaged lessons blend into mosaic patterns of innocence and exploration. Sometimes, I miss these organic gifts, as daily grind draws my attention away from moments. Especially at Christmas time, when anticipation mixed with expectation can turn me into one cranky momma. This Christmas Eve (2002,) my youngest child offered a “slick,” and humorous surprise.

     In a perfect world (not mine,) it would have been a relaxing day. But, my Supermom pace had admittedly slipped, so my husband was relegated to last minute errands while I tended to my youngest charge, and dressed for Christmas Eve services. From the sanctuary of my bathroom, I could hear my two-year-old shadow busying himself in my closet, apparently having a difficult time deciding whether he should wear my high heels or his daddy's "copice" boots (Daddy is a police officer.) As long as his choral solo continued, I knew he was safe.

     Incomplete to-do lists taunted me as I multi-tasked my way through makeup, toy assembly plans, and a frantic search for my missing shoe. My blue-eyed, blonde-haired cherub passed me on his way out of the closet and into my bedroom, clearly with his own mission in mind.

     "Bye, Bye, I going to work," he exclaimed (on his way to the copice station, no doubt). I threw my signature wink at him, then he returned his own double-squint version before shutting the door. Within minutes my mommy radar alerted me to the silence. When the joyous mumbling and rambling of my toddler stops, I know trouble is afoot.
                                                           
     As I opened the bedroom door, I nearly tripped over Captain Daddy's boot, the heel of my missing black pump poking out the top as if in a game of footwear hide-n-seek. Staring back at me was Kiddo with a wide, sweet grin that promised mischief. His chubby little arms stiffened behind his back as he swayed from side to side (certainly to the rhythm of an unheard Wiggles song.)  And then I saw it. Those precious, squeezable limbs were attached to an emptied bottle of baby oil. It had been a full bottle only moments earlier. I immediately searched his ticklish little face, searching for signs of ingestion. Then I scoured the room for a puddle, a trail, an oily artwork on my walls or bedding. There was nothing.

     Toddlers will never make good poker players. One look at me and his proud confession flashed across his dimpled face like a banner. Then his giggles set in.
      “What did you do?” I said, suspiciously.

     He pointed to the far corner of my bedroom where my old black cat, Thumper, was high stepping like a Tennessee-Walker. From whiskers to tail, the poor cat was a slippery, slimy, oily mess. He looked like a victim from the Exxon Valdez. Would the ASPCA press charges against a diapered toddler?

     My helpful little elf decided to explain, "Me give Thumper a bath, he, he, he."  

     We were definitely going to be late for church.

     Looking back, I wish I had grabbed a camera. At the time, I was simply numbed. My husband returned at that moment to find my face twisted into some odd mixture of laughter, anger, frustration, and amazement. Kiddo’s single act of naive toddlerhood ultimately amused the stress right out of me. Besides, the cat needed a bath anyway, right?

     My as-yet-undone list of Christmas duties, which now included a feline bubble bath, vanished and the chaotic holiday rush spun down to one very laughable moment (especially because Thumper wasn’t injured.)  A moment that would be woven into the tapestry of our family’s holiday memory.

     That slippery, slimy Christmas I received a most surprising gift from my youngest child; a cleverly disguised reminder of life in its most innocent, if not messy form. Even Supermoms have to step back, pull up the sleeves and dig into life. That in itself is a gift.

     I learned many lessons that day: 
* It takes very little to entertain a toddler;
*Two year-olds truly are faster than greased lightning (pun intended);
* Cats are loyal through thick and thin (or oily and slimy);
* There is no easy way to form lather where cat fur meets baby oil;
* It is a pathetic and priceless moment, when a mommy is disciplining her child in the fits of laughter-her own.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

2011 Regional Conference: Books, Boots, and Buckskin- AND A CONTEST RIGHT HERE

Extra, Extra, Read All About it...then check out the contest right here on Simply Donna.
 I know the holidays are jam packed with distractions. Maybe you're struggling to find time to write amidst the growing to-do lists. Or, maybe you've given yourself a vacation until after the first of the year. Good for you! But, before you get too comfortable with your holiday schedule, jump over right now to register for the
2011 Austin SCBWI Conference: Books, Boots, and Buckskin. You can even register online

February 18 and 19, 2011.
St. Edward’s University’s Ragsdale Center
3001 South Congress Avenue
Austin, Texas 78704

What’s Included?
  • Panels and lectures on writing and the publishing business
  • Admission to two Wine and Cheese Socials with Agents, Editors, and Esteemed Guests
  • Access to Top Agents and Editors throughout the weekend
  • Friday Night Readings
  • Portfolio Display and Contest
  • Door Prizes
  • Silent Auction
  • Continental Breakfast
  • Boxed Lunch
  • Book Store
  • Autograph Party
Click here to find all the details.


A Contest for Registrants of the 2011 Austin SCBWI conference

Conferences are an ideal place to network, learn, and feed your muse. But, wouldn't it be nice to have the best vantage point? No craning your neck to see the speakers. No climbing over other writers when you need to take a break. No kicking the chair in front of you.

Well, hold onto your seat! The winner of this contest will receive reserved front row seating (maybe even two.)   It costs nothing but a sense of humor and a splash of creativity to enter.

 Your challenge: Submit a list of 5-10 things never to do at a writer's conference. You've probably heard agents and editors tell of personal horror stories about eager writers who take the term "persistence" to an extreme and often creepy level. Some of them document such encounters in lists of their own. Stretch your imagination here. Be original. Be hilarious. Be absurd. Be entertaining. Make us laugh out loud.

I will recruit the help of two authors/conference veterans to choose the winning submission.

Rules:
1.) You cannot enter this contest until you are registered for the conference. Register here
2.) Your submission must be emailed to dbratton3@austin.rr.com by Feb.1st.
            Be sure to include your name, and email address
            Please limit your submission to one page
3.) Write contest entry in the subject line of your email
4.) Keep it clean, folks. Nothing obscene, offensive, or otherwise inappropriate.
5.) Have fun with your entry.

Winner will be: 
1.) Awarded front row seat(s)
2.) Featured in the pre-conference video (unless you're too shy. If so, we'll whisper our congratulations)
3.) Acknowledged at the conference.
4.) Presented a button to proudly wear around town!
5.) Acknowledged on this blog, along with your creative words. With your permission, of course.

Now, what are you waiting for. It's time to have some fun!
Good luck!























Thursday, December 9, 2010

Esther Hershenhorn on Writing, Teaching, and Coaching


Esther Hershenhorn, a former fifth grade teacher, is an award-winning author of many books for young children including picture books, middle grade novels, historical fiction, and nonfiction. When not working on her own projects, Esther teaches Writing for Children classes, conducts writing workshops geared to adults as well as to students, and is available as a private Writing Coach. As if those many roles aren’t enough, she currently serves on the Board of Advisors for The Society of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators.  Her seventeen year service as the SCBWI Illinois Chapter’s Regional Advisor earned her Regional Advisor Emeritus status. 

Welcome Esther!

Before we dive into the nitty-gritty, please tell us about your Teaching Authors blog and what readers can expect from its content focus.

Our TeachingAuthors blog is 1 and ½ years new! The six of us, in alphabetical order, include novelist and Days of Our Lives screenwriter Jeanne Marie Grunwell Ford of Baltimore, poet and picture book author JoAnn Early Macken of Milwaukee, novelist Carmela Martino of Naperville, IL, novelist and picture book writer Mary Ann Rodman of Alpharetta, GA, and poet, picture book writer and novelist April Halprin Wayland of Manhattan Beach, CA.  We teach writing to both adults and children, across all formats and genres, in a variety of learning institutions.  In three posts per week, we share our writing and teaching expertise to help writers of all ages – as well as their teachers – learn and grow.  We offer Writing Workouts, book reviews and Guest TeachingAuthor interviews.  We also now present Ask-the-Teaching-Author Workshops at conferences and schools across the country.  We get writing and the writing life – as both writers and teachers of writers.

Your latest book, S IS FOR STORY: A WRITER’S ALPHABET (Sleeping Bear Press, 2009) is a colorful and lively introduction to the world of writers. Teachers have embraced the book in the classroom. What was your inspiration for the book, and its path to publication?

I can’t believe I grew up to write the very book I wish I’d owned when I was six and longed to someday write children’s books!  I proposed the idea for a “writer’s alphabet” to Sleeping Bear Press in January of 2007, thanks to the enthusiastic suggestion of fellow writer Steven Layne.  My editor Amy Lennex responded with an offer in October that year.  The text was due May 1, 2008.  Illustrator Zak Pullen then began his gorgeous caricature-based illustrations.  I completed revisions in December, 2008.  By June 2009, the illustrated book was on its way to China to be printed.  The book released on October 9, 2009.  I dedicated the book to the young writers (and readers too, of course) of Chicago’s Louisa May Alcott School, with whom I brainstormed my letter choices and revised my text.

Each page features a letter topic in rhyming verse that appeals to younger children. But, banking the illustration is a more in depth description of that topic, including a bit of history. Did you intentionally plan the book for multiple age ranges?

I wish I could take credit for the book’s multiple-age accessibility but truly, the credit goes to Sleeping Bear Press’ iconic alphabet book design.  Each of their alphabet books intentionally offers rhymed text for younger readers and side-barred prose for older readers.

You didn’t stray too far from your love of teaching. Tell us what you do today in terms of teaching and speaking about the writing process.

Once a teacher, always a teacher!  I began teaching Writing for Children at Ragdale, an artist residency program in Lake Forest, IL, in 1997, before the publication of my first picture book, There Goes Lowell’s Party! I fell in love with teaching adults.  They wring me out like a sponge and can’t get enough.  I currently teach Writing the Novel for Older Readers at the University of Chicago’s Writer’s Studio.  At Chicago’s Newberry Library, I teach a Picture Book Workshop in the Fall and in the summer, a facilitated Children’s Book Writers Group. I also facilitate Young Writer workshops, work with teachers who teach writing to children and connect with children’s book writers via programs, workshops and one-on-one meet-ups.  I love welcoming writers to and grounding writers in the World of Children’s Books.  I gladly offer up my brain’s Hard Drive, willing to share whatever is retrievable.

What inspired you to begin coaching writers privately? When might a writer seek private coaching?

Like the Hero of a quest tale who finally arrives home with a prize far greater than that which he first sought, my oh, so long journey to children’s book publication led me to become a Children’s Book Writing Coach.  I utilize and maximize everything I learned and experienced while out-and-about on my Writer’s Plotline, offering fellow children’s book writers what I myself had needed: constructive criticism, an open ear and heart, affirmation, education, encouragement, support.  I work with writers no matter their years on task, helping them discover and tell their good stories well - a published author unsure how to proceed with an editorial letter, a beginning writer, a struggling novelist stymied by rejection, someone eager to e-or-self-publish.  I firmly believe: each of has a story worth telling – and – the right to tell it.

Is coaching geared to the writer or the specific manuscript?

Good question!  I do begin by first responding to the manuscript – the story, the way the writer chose to tell the story, the chosen format, the genre, the audience.  One-on-one consults, though, in person at my local Chicago Starbucks “office” or on the phone, allow me to next respond to the writer – to learn the story spark, the writer’s heart, the writer’s story and thus read between the lines, so to speak.  I work with all of the writer, including his or her story.  Folks tell me I’m a one-stop Writer’s Group rolled into one. I often hang up the phone or walk home pinching myself, amazed at my good fortune to know and work with such singular folks and their singular stories.

Are there any genres you do not coach? Would you like to share recent success stories?

My students and clients know: they and their stories remain on my brain’s Hard Drive and in my Heart Drive.  And like a Jewish mother, I’m proud of each of them and kvell on their behalf.  Most are so open to revision, willing to return again and again to get both the story and the telling right for the intended audience. This past May Sleeping Bear Press published Claudia Friddell’s Goliath, a picture book biography of the horse who saved the city of Baltimore. I began working with Claudia after an SCBWI Arizona Retreat I facilitated.  Next February, Knopf publishes Holly Thompson’s gorgeous and important upper middle grade novel in verse, Orchards. I mentored Holly as part of SCBWI Nevada’s Mentorship Program. Meggan Hill first published her non-fiction picture book on kindness, Nico and Lola, a year ago Spring. I’d work with Meggan to help her shape the story.  HarperCollins bought the rights and published it this May. Several of my clients currently await news of sales or agent representation and several are readying their books themselves.  Your readers can visit my website – www.estherhershenhorn.com/coach to learn even more about my writers.

When reviewing picture book manuscripts, do you think there are different story considerations in a nonfiction as opposed to fiction story?

Writing my first non-fiction S is for Story illuminated a surprise Truth:  a good story is a good story.  Everything a fictional book does, a non-fictional book must do too.  Engage the reader and keep him reading.  Offer a narrative arc and story tension that keeps the reader caring, worrying, turning the page.  Consider the reader’s needs cognitively, emotionally, chronologically.  Comply with the format that best serves the story.  There also needs to be room for the writer’s story, a connection with the story so the reader can connect too.  Of course, informational books demand excellence in research, clarity in writing, accuracy in facts.

Your own books reflect subtle learning opportunities and I know you are a proponent of curriculum tie-ins. Do you have suggestions for how authors might approach incorporating curriculum in their works? 

The teacher in me can never sit still when writing for children – either fiction or non-fiction.  I’m always aware of how a story could be used to compliment curriculum. My very first book actually came to be when I realized folklore pertaining to weather could easily be used in any and all weather units!  My middle grade novel, The Confe$$ion$ And $ecret$ of Howard J. Fingerhut,  contains within the story a junior businessperson/entrepreneurship curriculum. Fancy That introduces a time in America, 1841, that seldom appears in children’s books, especially for the young.  I honestly believe each of those curriculum tie-ins increased my chances of selling the manuscripts. Writers might pay attention to the copyright page inside each book, noting the classifications the Library of Congress assigns the story.  

Check out Esther's other books here

Do you have new writing projects of your own in the works? What can we expect from you next?

Come Spring, Sleeping Bear Press publishes Little Illinois, a riddle book for the very young about my prized state.  I’m hoping soon after to claim a month’s worth of writing time, to continue revising the middle grade novel in verse I’ve been writing for a lifetime (or so it seems) and finally get right the picture book biography of a little known American the world needs to know who captured my heart when I serendipitously learned about him.

Anything else you’d like to add?
Your readers now likely know more about me than my family!

Any advice for writers?

I write because I can’t not write.  That kind of passion keeps me keepin’ on.
Which is not to say I don’t get stuck or mired in muck from time to time.
But when I do, I return to children’s books – as models, as teachers, as inspiration.
Every 3 or 4 months I re-read William Steig’s Brave Irene.  Irene’s burden – that box that held the dress her mother had sewn for the Duchess, proves to be Irene’s ticket out.  And her adversary, the wind?  It becomes her friend.
I recommend staying true, to who a writer is, to the heart of one’s story.
Everything else will fall in place.

Your website is a wonderful resource. How might a writer, interested in your coaching services, contact you?

Interested writers can email me at: esthersh@aol.com.